Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

I would argue that’s also his weakness, though - he’s too susceptible to having his analysis be colored by his anger at the supporters of a given candidate. He and his compatriot Harry Enten completely lost their cool with Bernie Sanders supporters and it colored all of their coverage from then on. That’s not being…

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Clinton supporters mistakenly think being extra-smug and douchey is going to make Sanders supporters change our minds.

Have fun losing in the fall.

That’s not Jets-fan enough. More like the guy with the cheese forgot that week wasn’t a game VS the Pats

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This is all basically due to resting bitch face.

Being famous + hit = late/unnecessary hit. I think I saw Locker and Tannehill get demolished worse than this multiple times yesterday and it wasn't an issue.

I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

Please consider adding a full time Pheel Seems segment to your Jamboroos.

Pete Rose.

Cooper misread this Chip Kelly placard.

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!