He left some underboob hair unshaved. Nice touch.

Rex Ryan umps in the offseason? No wonder umps and the Jets suck.

THANK YOU. Now we need this for Fantasy Draftniks to compare how players performed to their mock ranking each year, and then rank those Fantasy Draftniks accordingly.

At Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, OR they have a maple frosted Boston Cream called the "McMinnville Cream" which is FATTASTIC.

Hm, where will the "LA" on this new version?

Douger-Not. Muscle Hamster it is and forever will be.

I'm sure they'll find a friend of a friend who'll play the "fall girl" to tie up loose ends on this ridiculous lie.

What stopped them from making this back in 1989? What technology is in there that we didn't have then?

Can we get Jason Garrett to do this as well?

It's good to be in Portland because you never have home teams blacking out doubleheader games. It's bad because you're subjected to the Seahawks all fucking year. FOX 12 Portland needs to figure out they're in a national market, not Seattle burb and broadcast the best game possible.

Jay Cutler is a likeable, better acting version or Matthew Perry.

This series is worse than TMQ.

This is just like that time Mean Joe Greene gave that kid his jersey for a Coke.