Gonna need a bigger bus.

You’d fit right in with this game. “Driver” was a sort-of knock-off GTA.

God Arm frowns upon your BS.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

I plan to use this technique to keep Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormon evangelists from my front door.

TVR would fuck you up proper, assuming they’re able to escape whatever Supermax they’re locked away in. It’d be a nightmarish scene, and while TVR would win, they’d sustain more than a few life-threatening injuries - and they’re promptly ignore them, knock back some shots of grain alcohol, and light up a smoke.

I would imagine that everybody (myself included) that has daily driven a Miata through a winter has done this. It is surprisingly not uncomfortable.

Perhaps when we humans kill ourselves off, a better species will take over. My money is on penguins

The minimum wage should be abolished out-right. The percentage of the workforce that actually earns the minimum wage is minuscule. These are jobs for teenagers, part time extra cash and something-to-do on the weekends or while the kids are at school. Entry level, no/low skill jobs aren’t about the money in most cases.…

Those kids will never learn; you can only make it through a tight corner at high speed if you intensify the eurobeat.

I love when someone thinks it’s a severe disadvantage to have a convertible. First, there’s more chassis stiffening at the factory. Second, I can lower my center of gravity with a f*cking button. Third, tractive force is a function of weight (not too much but you get the point). Fourth, chicks melt over them. I’ll…

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

Bob Ryan was a gem

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

They’re not protesters when they start smashing and stealing shit. They’re rioters and thieves.

Gawker Media the place where the left can do no wrong, the right is always the enemy, and there’s no such thing as a moderate. It would be nice to come to a website about cars and not have a political spin on every third article.

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.