So what. Its not like your missing much. I dont go to gawker or jezebel anyways. Stupid feminists and hipsters wanna hate.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Chevy SS. Near-luxury, affordable, roomy, quick, V8, RWD, stick, can fit carseats, in-laws, strollers, and a weekend’s gear.

Florida plates. Explains EVERYTHING. And nothing. All at once.

That might be a bad idea. Motorcycles tend to use wet clutches that you can slip, cars use a dry clutch which shouldn’t be slipped.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Good point!

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

I consider myself more right leaning, but of all the candidates in this election cycle so far I like Bernie the most. And I really have no other reason than he seems to have a shred of integrity about him. And that’s a damn hard thing to find in a politician.

Those are the drivers you actually want to be friends with.

TVR Cerbera Speed 12

$150k for a sub 500 horse 6 cylinder? Go f*** a goat BMW.

Am I a bad Jalop if if I think that a V6 1LE is bullshit? Because I think that a V6 1LE is bullshit.

This is what the Taurus should be.

“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraftJalops from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerialautomotive battle in the history of manracekind.

That extra shot of bbq sauce blew the welds on his nugget box.

That’s because they manage to make absolutely no suggestion that they should be taken seriously.

“Yeah fuck your Skylines, but this shit right here is safe.”

“...this one will make the services stronger in the long run, not the other way around.”