This article was really helpful for me, since I’m sitting on a last gen phone and wanted to know what I’m missing by not swapping up to a Pixel.

OK, folks. You’re missing the point here. This obviously wasn’t intended to funny. I mean, seriously, no one could have thought this to be even slightly funny, right?

As we search for a talented reviews editor, we’re going to torture all of you with this borderline racist pile of trash writer no one on the planet ever heard of before, yet somehow has been working as a car reviewer for aparently one day too long.

I’m concerned for the whole site after reading this.

Jalopnik’s been short on humorous talent since Doug left. Maybe this is just a misguided attempt to add some back in. Terribly misguided.

The fuck?

Finally, I can Smoke on the Water

Finally, I can Smoke on the Water

Can I put it on a boat?

Can I put it on a boat?

Now that you mention it. I tried to picture this game with hillary clinton and it didn’t carry the same tone. It doesn’t feel like as much of a joke.

You seem to be the only one worked into a frenzy by this.

Are you implying that Trump and/or Trump supporters aren’t going to throw a shit fit?

What’s a “Gawker”?

It’s not illegal Tom.

I can do a lot of illegal things with a car, but none of them are the dealers concern. Not to mention it should not be illegal to sell your vehicle for export in the first place, especially since the whole deal here seems to be protectionism of MB’s profits. If someone is willing to pay big bucks for a MB but cannot…

And there it is, the bullshit excuse that will allow everyone to walk away saying “That man was SPEEDING!”. 74 in a 65, c’mon.

I used to be a fairly staunch 2nd Amendment supporter... that position is rapidly eroding. You can require 25,000 hours of police training, a PhD, body cameras, magic deescalation training, nanobot superpowers, whatever, police shootings will still happen. Some are bad. Most are not. Gun violence is gun violence. A…

FCA redesigned the shifter in 2016 for the GC, that’s why that model is not included.

you butthurt, bro?

Face it, your hero is a poseur and a loser. Always has been, always will be.

It’s a blog. What don’t you old timers understand about opinion pieces?