What’s the problem, Sally? Sorry your dear leader has been involved in so many shady shitty things and society has a weird way of pointing them out.

Or, conversely, you could be like Bill-

Bill would rather drive a safe new car in the winter time, so instead of buying an old unsafe road hazard piece of shit, Bill bought snow tires.

I like it a lot, other than the fact that it makes me feel like a massive fat ass every time I try to get into it. I haven’t had the opportunity to really ring on it yet, even when it’s dry as soon as it comes into the powerband it tries to blow the back tires off. Great car for the money (used)

I just bought a 370z and before I even took delivery I had them put some Blizzaks on it, best decision ever.

so you’re retarded, that’s cool, lots of retarded kids love cars and fire trucks.

you could always leave, no one is forcing you to be here.

yes, what TechnoCore said. This is like getting a $5000 discount on a car but only being allowed to put gas in it at a station that charges $10 a gallon.

yes, what TechnoCore said. This is like getting a $5000 discount on a car but only being allowed to put gas in it at…

This just in, majority of male commandos whiny conservative minded fucktards. more at 11...

... color me shocked.

christ, the pods for that thing are $1.50 each, and the variety is shit. why would anyone want this?

christ, the pods for that thing are $1.50 each, and the variety is shit. why would anyone want this?

WAAAAAHHHHH curse words, I’m going to tell my mommy!

it’s not a baby until it’s born, it’s a parasite.

I hope you don’t spread your mental illness by procreating. Word salad followed by buzzwords- only mental cases can call evolution a pseudo-science while believing a magical man in the sky controls their destiny.

congratulations, you’re part of the problem!

wow... just wow. are you trolling?

yeah, like what a woman can do with her own body, or whether or not you can teach actual science in schools, or who can vote....

wow, you’re a bitter asshole in every single comment that you make.

leaving it idle for an hour?

aka, it’s a home depot truck, haha. that’s how they all are.

that’s a former Home Depot truck. They can be had cheaply all over.

Dearest Chris- I started to read this article without noticing that you wrote it, then about a quarter of the way through it the voice I was hearing it in my head in became yours. I scrolled up and saw that it was yours. You really do have a unique style of writing.