Where’s Ghislaine these days? That could be a better story.

The Trump crime family is an absolute Fredo factory. We’re going to need a bigger boat.

Thinking painful booze and coke poleaxe-in-the-head hangover and he’s treating it with valium, making him fuzzy and weak. You better not try to raise an army today, son, you’re too fucked up.

I tried to descend to my cervix and found a bladder full of beer. Be right back.

Ooof that Student Grant! 

Oh, they do! Bookoo stories and charts on how alarmed the world is... Pew Research is a start.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_of_Praise  Amy Coney Barrett’s charismatic Catholic sect. She must be stopped. 

Just make her live in a dusty failed subdivision in Victorville on $100/week with no car. That would suck much worse.

David Foster is a truly vile egomaniac who financed a documentary about himself which appeared on Canadian TV. 

Can we please stop pissing off God? If this shit keeps up She’ll turn the lights out.

Canada got its fuck you ambassador in February. Louis DeJoy’s wife.

Looking forward to the youtube makeup tutorials when they’re unemployed.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. 

THEY COULD HAVE SHOT THAT GIRL IN THE FACE. Jesus....

They were watching Dance Moms, Toddlers and Tiaras, Honey Booboo...

Finally... soundtracks for my once-niche videos of terriers killing rats. They shake them so fast and viciously and so much blood flies. Soon I will be mainstream. Like me on FB!

I suppose suburban women don’t care about overturning Roe v Wade? It’s time to prove the USA is not Gilead yet.

Yeah, it’s not like she made her Secretary of Education or Attorney General. We’ll see how the journo likes being a chore whore.

O’Keefe and his people are absolute rats. Talk about kissing up and kicking down... shame shame shame on the scumbags who fund them.