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It’s a DISASTER, everybody! Woot woot.

Do we get nine gender-reveals, or is the forest fire hazard too great?

David Graeber, author of On the Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs, died last week.

But nobody cries.

Easy to cast. Plenty of 50-something actors with Melania’s face.

Dennis exacerbated Mr. Wilson’s alcoholism. He killed him.

Melania is just sick of Lee Greenwood. That’s all the scowl means.

Not like we’re talking about Joni Mitchell here.

This is what you get with carnies in the White House. And fuck Dana White.

He’s Race Bannen made flesh.

Once you have found her, never let her go.... ARRRRGH. Let her go ffs.

So, Gavin Newsom... was it the sex? I don’t get it.

Musician-multimedia artist Laurie Anderson (widow of Lou Reed) 

Mel Brooks.

Yeah, brevity is the soul of wit. And haiku.

Not sure about my last bar exam. Will have to ask my bud Shapiro, he was there.

who was born in the mid-’80s and spent much of her life in Canada’s Hamilton, Ontario.

I only watch for the balloon glasses of wine, sexy sleepwear, pretty McMansions, stainless steel kitchens, the big knife, pulling up police records on your laptop, onscreen text bubbles, the sassy POC bestie, and for the SIX MONTHS LATER. Also for clues that ‘Philadelphia’ or ‘Seattle’ are being filmed in Canada, and…

Not me. Grateful to be up in the boonies where COVID has barely got a toehold yet.