Bite a tiny orange dick.

But Charles Manson WAS a CIA asset. 

Bugs is the hero we need.

If you’re too young to know Ronnie Wood, you won’t remember the Jerry Lewis Labor Day MDA Telethon. This was almost as long and boring, but the music was a bit better.

Michelle Obama for Veep, so she can take over when the dizzy spells are too damn much, man. .............................ExCITEment.

I think the tweets reveal——- that an older gal got a bit of young strange. And then young guy got stoned and went to Denny’s for pancakes with his bros and attempted poetry on his phone. It’s not a relationship, it just happens. 

More for the please-get-rid-of-him-before-it’s-too-late file.

I enjoy the hell out of it, but ‘Eve’ requires a total surrender of disbelief and turning off one’s bullshit detector. 

Nice to see Ana spend time with her Dad.

Tip: You only have to hold your nose until Biden steps down for health reasons.

Agreed. Let’s get Julianne some better weed.

A fine essay about a placeholder who’s going to step down ‘for health reasons.’

When’s he going to get a woman propagandist with beauty, brains, and real talent like Leni Riefenstahl?

As a boomer male I can’t watch this without feeling like a creep. I watched the OK Boomer bit, but I can go no further because it just feels wrong.

We call it ‘process cheese’ in Canada. Relax and eat what you want. Human beings can eat garbage like pariah dogs for brief periods and still get by all right.

Well, now one can know for sure that conventional American politics only work for the rich.

Not all of us... anxiety is more powerful than love. Which is more powerful than death. And death is what I’m anxious about. So I kid because I love. Because love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Roumania.

It’s really impolite and tiresome to tell people your dreams.

Still doing that Maya Rudolph ‘I have a sexy secret’ voice, I see. uggggghhh

The young man with the chihuahua looks like Putin.