Deep-pockets Chopra.

Let’s not start a fued over it. Headline writer... that’s a whuppin’.

I’ve seen better Melania photos. Nudge, nudge, squire, seen a few of ‘em, know what I mean???

French bread, swiss cheese, an apple and a Red Bull.

Oh God, in LA, though??? Mee-oww. We are in Provence for the spring, dining on ortolans and lavender-fed shrews. Fuckity-bye!

And Florida just gave us a big blast of suntanned infected youth ALL OVER AMERICA!!!

I guess Sunday morning will also begin whenever.

Don’t worry about the dirtbag left, beware the dirtbag Dem establishment.

The Joads all got makeovers!

As long as society gives the fucked-up kid a dollar to eat dogshit and gathers in a circle to watch, this will all keep going.

AA is thattaway, Kudlow and Pirro. Drunk-at-work means you’re in deep.

RIP Takaya. Curses on the hairless apex predator who killed you.

My SO stuck her fist up my butt and didn’t wash her hands before she went on a pub-crawl.

It’s something anyway. They’re OK with me.

I don’t know where I was because I don’t know who those people are because I am over 40. 

Oy vey. .. why do you people DO THIS TO YOURSELVES????

Stop stealing my fanfic.

Attention and lulz are worth dying for. Hell, killing for. This is great.

You must have English DNA. You sum them up.

Dick Pound is Canadian. So is CBC reporter Anita Bathe. We’re just goofs, eh?