kill yourself.

Quarantine him outside. Chained to a tree for shade, enough kibble and water to get by.

Look out your damn window. There’s lovely desirable humans out there. This is like Garth lusting after Bugs Bunny-dressed-as-a-girl.

A woman returning to her small hometown from federal prison tries to restore her good name while starting a new job at her high school sweetheart’s horse farm. His mother, the mayor, tries to stop the blooming relationship.

Well, she looks fine. Real fine, actually.

Nobody cares about your boner.

Zuckerberg started COVID-19 so Facebook would be one of our few opportunities for socializing. 

Ride on, Katie Porter. You’re the future I want to see.

I guess trolls continue to get paid.

Yeah, thanks. Today I just can’t. 

A - LISTERS... leave those kids alone!

Tough questions... especially for someone with dementia.

Well... there were black licorice ‘ni**er babies’ back in the day, later known as ‘licorice kids.’

Get murdered by the Clintons? jk

What’s with all the burners engaged in ‘ha ha’ Bernie mockery today? They don’t sound like Democrats. 

Well, go with Dr. Demento then. After he clinches the nom THEN you’ll take his illness seriously... a prelude to his stepping-aside-for-health-reasons (or COVID gets him) and the DNC will airlift Hillary in as the candidate.

Not a Bro. just a Canadian who can’t understand what the hell you’re doing down there. Bernie’s old and had his heart attack, but he’s focused. Really now... wouldn’t you rather have a crabby, honest old Jewish man than some grinning bronzed Kiwanis plank spewing word salad?

Ummmm... ahem... deep breath...sigh..... Joe Biden is senile.

When I see a woman with a liquid-shitting child in Staples, I always throw my cloak on the floor for her.

On review, call overturned. ‘Font’ of chaos is synonynmous with ‘fount.’ Unnecessary roughness.