Thought of ‘Masque’ too. And the ‘Decameron’. 

My, how provocative. Let us give thanks and praise to the EdgeLord.

And so begins another Lifetime movie. The town has a hunky mayor/chef/fisherman too. And a stray dog.

We need at least one more Sanders-Warren-Biden debate. Reveal Joe as the dotard he is, and then (and I’m prayin’ here) proceed with Sanders-Warren 2020.

Katy Tur is beautiful! Nicole Wallace is beautiful! And they’re makin’ eyes at me! 

Kilts with a big sporren. All-season.

We all live in South Park now. 

Joe, you sniff my daughter’s hair again ya know I’ll beat ya senseless. — Cornpop

The whole problem is the reboot. You’ve got Zoe Kravitz, why not just try something that’s altogether new? No? You’re all too dumb? OK then.

The rumor on Klitschko is that he left the marriage because he feared the hazards of the “rough stuff” Hayden wanted.

Well there’s the old joke about a degenerate dude giving all his money to Charity.

This is ‘lost in translation’ but ‘a few more time’ is tres charmant.

What, you were expecting Thelma and Louise?

And I mourn the day when know-it-all barflies were replaced by Google. We lost all our social capital.

New York common sense says schmucks like this might get a hotel pen in the neck..

Checkered dating history... she’s with alleged abuser Rob Porter now, and had a fling with Corey Lewandowski. She likes nice guys in the Gestapo.

“Write hard, Mr. Fitzgerald. Write hard.” — Joan Crawford

The Democrats are giving socialism an honest go by redistributing Bernie’s Iowa votes. 

Surprised there aren’t more comments on what the DNC (Shadow! oh, you trolls) cooked up in Iowa. It’s way more enormous and disgusting than the menu you’re fixed on.

Nothing odd about Iowa at all... just technical difficulties...maybe we shouldn’t have rushed that Shadow app into service so fast, but there was reportedly some socialism static... we’ll get the DNC in to verify the last of the polls reporting... sorry it’s taking a while... Boy, Mayor Pete sure came outta nowhere!!!…