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Iowa’s the last nail in my heart.

Right and truth apparently don’t matter in Iowa. If you really believe in the Buttigieg miracle, clap your hands.

Given how Iowa was derailed by the DNC? Third parties don’t even look like a stupid move in light of that abomination. Who needs Russians to hijack elections when corporate America does it just fine.

From the movie Game Change, as reported by Steve Schmidt.

But everything really is shitty and high stakes and phone culture is destroying growing minds. It’s a bad time. Poor damn kids.

I like her. Boomer. OK.

I’d buy that ugly shack and open a big family funhouse restaurant called Fresh Blintz of Bel Air. 

When I start buying popsicle-coloured polyester golf clothes, I’ll want it.

John Mayer has musical talent. Didn’t stop him from saying and recording a lot of crap, but he has the guitar skillz to jam with absolutely anybody.

Saw it on another website untitled in a post and swore it was photoshopped.

But I thought it was a science-fiction alternative New York. Huge apartment and Sesame Street a block away.

Do what on a pedestal? Oy, if I was your editor. 

The bad egotistical walrus who’s going to tusk-fuck my enemy is not my friend. But aw c’mon,.. you ever seen a pissed off walrus fighting to be the king in a nature doc? It’s great!

I’m Dr. House. I can go unshaven, tell my crew of smoking hot younguns to go fuck themselves, and have that virus solved within an hour.

“Then why are you even here?” is a fair question. So is the question “So why haven’t you killed yourself?” Count to ten and then try answering... maybe you’ll find something. Namaste.

Ghislaine’s in hiding, Dershowitz trolls the Senate, Peggy’s going to her martyrdom in a boxcar. The friends of Mr. Epstein. The Aristocrats!

Oh, MBS. Hacking phones, hacking up journalists. He’s a prince, that one.

God almighty, the Republican defenses today.

Water or milk??? Fuck that, hit me again.

Yeah, save it for Starbucks, Josef K.