Rapists. Traffickers. Where is Ghislaine Maxwell?

She should drive that car really really fast, and Joe Biden should do those 500 push-ups. C’mon you two, yolo.

Message from an old: sometimes you need to pee and move your bowels often. G’head and OK Boomer me, I really gotta take a leak., bye.

It’s not really accurate anyway. If he called Cory a ‘total fucking ham actor’ that might be ok.

He knows what it means. The Penthouse and disco decades were ‘his Vietnam’ amirite?

So the pretty engineer-with-terrific-thigh-gap who leads off the recent Verizon commercial is also there for a reason I suppose.

And make sure you tan that taint, brah. So good for you!

Feelings are awesome in the incredible paradigm of worsened words.

A high-powered lawyer returns to her small hometown after the mysterious death of her sister on the family’s failing Christmas tree farm. Sparks ignite with her bereaved brother-in-law, the town sheriff. But he may not be what he seems. She receives a text from ‘Santa’ while relaxing on Christmas Eve in running shorts…

Needs proofreading and someone in the office who’s old enough to remember Green Acres, as far as the ‘new Tegrity opening credits’ go.

Mayo hate??? Cold roast poultry and black pepper would like a word with you.

Emol-u-ment.... such a lovely word, sounds like an expensive skin product.

He did... Spoon played Clampdown. 

One of these mornings you’re gonna rise up singing
And you’ll spread your wings and you’ll take to the sky

Another benefit of Dubai.

What’s that pieface scribbler even doin’ jawin’ away with that gal? Wise up, you saps, she’s a chippie, see, nothin’ but a popsy, see, just a dozy little gun moll from Pottsylvania.

This ends with Aida and Drew making up and they share a big kiss in front of a wildly applauding crowd in Tahrir Square.

Total incompetence or outright malice? Someone could have stopped her from wearing that, starting with Melania herself. No accident. MAGA, bitches.

Hipsters are really constant and consistent. Beatniks-Warholians-New Wavers-or open mic just last night, they’d all fit in, backwards and forwards.

We’ll take all the beats, bumps, surprises and hooks out of it, because all that stuff is too ‘downtown.’ Zzzzz.