We used to call him Chief Acid Trip because of the rictus grin.

The Clash - London Calling

Me too. Why oh why. We should have seen Idiocracy as a chilling prophecy.

OK, but muster your troops on the Quebec border for those specific problems.

I had the same online problem (as an old) when I derided a politician as a ‘punk.’ The 21st Century youth had a problem with my using ‘punk’ as an insult for a sneaky coward who acts tough. And, again as an old, ‘goomba’ is not appropriate, it’s an ethnic slur.

Why John Goodman is even doing a Roseanne-reboot at all just baffles me. He’s much too good for this.

Theses people are just dirty dirt dirt dirt dirt. Dirt.

The Shallows, the one with Blake Lively and a shark. It was mostly Blake Lively and a shark.

and it’s three words, really, because one tends to say ‘fuckin’ dumpster fire’

Vegas, baby. Whoo-hoo. Fat old men and pneumatic blondes. Don’t even think about Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. Be nice if that happened... but it doesn’t.

I want the world to be more like this.

So the asshole lying enemy of my asshole lying enemy... is my asshole lying enemy!

Such an opportunity for boredom, disappointment, gastrointestinal distress and sunburn cannot be missed.

Nina Simone is not rock n roll, but if her induction gets more people to listen to her that can only be a good thing.

like some castaway acrobat on a dessert island

Good and meaningful gesture, and Canada should keep doing things like this. We can always do better, though.

Canadian old. No, I do not care, and I wish they’d stop trying to make it a thing here. We already have Boxing Day.

Kids, lemme tell you about a plumb interestin’ gal named Olivia Newton-John...

Deee-leee-yaaaaahhhh... hooo-raaaahhhh... we luv yooooouuuu... weeee dooooooo...

Nahhh, there’s just no improving on the green gear in the top photo. For some vague, smooth, taut, fulsome reason.