Almost everyone dies. The world will hit a sort of “reset” button and one of the few survivors left to carry the torch into the new world will be the child of Jon (Snow) Targaryen and Daenerys Targaryen.

LOL... harsh...
I don’t like laughing AT people... but I couldn’t help it this time. I’m a terrible human being :(
(but not as terrible as most splinter “writers”)

So who pays for the 1st dinner?  Is it the person who initiated the date/asked for the date?  Or is it just... who?  WHO?!

I can’t even remember the games writing or humor.

Just step away from the internet and news media for a few days and you will immediately start feeling better. For real. Stop seeing the world around you through the Internets shit colored lenses and use your own eyes.  You will see that we have work to do, but it isn’t even close to as bad as it is being made out to…

I never expected to see so much toxic shit in the comments section of such a feel good story.  You people are in a rut. I real deep habitual rut.

Makes sense that the top comment in a feel good story should be there to introduce only the most negative thoughts and reminders. I was smiling for only 10 seconds before I had to be reminded of toxic as shit. Thank you!

I’ll just go back to rotting away now. 24/7.

Many racist people will be against mass immigration because they are racist. But many against mass immigration are not racist. Being against mass immigration or illegal immigration isn’t the same as being racist.

There are other reasons to want stronger border control besides “Ahh racism!”. If there isn’t, then why…

Idk. Go read the Root. No co-opting, all rage. Some justified, some not. This outrage shit is permeating everything regardless of background or origin.

I mostly agree with what you are saying that it is showing us. But the platform has much more to do with it than just human nature. Studies have been done and are being done on Twitter (and social media) to explain what is happening (because the negative impact and volume of negativety is noteworthy).

In short, the…

Dang... you are right. As crazy as the Scientology church is, they do have a crap ton of money. You should switch sides and become an advisor to these anti-medicine folks ;)

Anti-vax started on the left. But now it permiates groups on both sides of the aisle. You should maybe drop that one from your list of reasons to hate the right and add it to your reasons to hate humanity list.

All those billing and collections people aren’t free.

Great... so it’s gonna be raining old people one day. Gonna be quite the mess to clean up. ;)

Splat, splat.
....
Splat, spla-splat splat.
Splat.

I wish it worked that way. You just drop dead before all the bad happens? But no... what really happens is your “good years” are shortened and the period of the “the bad years” just starts earlier... and then you die younger. But with just as many bad years as you would have had if you lived longer.

There is no…

You understand that the tax revenue from taxing “vice” items can then be used to fund healthcare, correct? So, if you want to hurt yourself, great! You’ll just have to pay a little extra for the burden you put on society as a whole, when we’ll have to pay for your multiple surgeries and treatments.

Come on, now. Literally EVERYONE has to be in the greys at the beginning. Shouldn’t lump us all into THAT group.  Maybe some of us just aren’t funny or witty enough to be noticed and pulled out of the greys :(

No need to pretend. It was definitely a sarcastic joke. I was hoping that the idea that “being old should be made illegal” should be so ridiculous, that people would recognize the snark. I hate this freaking thread. Too many people are quick to jump on the “screw old people” line of thought.

I agree that there should…

Right? “YOU’RE BEING AGE-IST!!!” will be the pathetic rallying cry.

that generation is so jacked full of cluster b’s and narcissists who will freak the fuck out so loudly it will never happen.