I came to find this and now I can rest easy!

Pretty sure that's a lambo, dude.

Or, you could buy something actually worth $1500. I picked this up last week, everything working, absolutely no rust, mint interior, 130k miles and a trunk full of spare parts. $1,500.

Nothing says America quite like rolling your car while driving in a straight line and falling through the windshield.

I'm the same, but I just love a good road trip...

I use that exact system when car shopping.