A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

As an assistant toolmaker, this is pretty fucking cool.

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

I bought an XKR convertible a couple weeks ago. The other day I was getting gas when a little old lady (80ish) pulled up behind me in a lovely white Benz SEC. We’re talking like 4'10'’, curly grey hair, cardigan, the whole deal. She comes up, says ‘Wow, what a beautiful car, can I take a look?’ I tell her of course,…

If I were looking for someone to rob, this is not the car of someone I assume has much cash.

i’m interested, but i spoke to the wife, sadly, and we’re not going to take it.

Who is this Mike Brewer guy? Is he the not-funny one that I fast forwarded past to get to more Edd China segments?

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

Anyone else know that camelbak bottles with the long straws and chocolate milk become pressurized when they turn from the heat and 2 days in the car?

“[The death penalty] is really reserved for the people with the worst lawyers, and the poorest”.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Okay, but just so we’re clear, a Tesla is definitely a real unit of measure.

Everybody needs to remember who Karen Handel is. Just a couple of years ago we were all sending donations to Planned Parenthood in her name after she (then working for the Susan G. Komen Foundation) withdrew Komen’s support for PP. Ossoff is fine, but it is vital that we keep HER out of Congress.

Voters better fucking show up then too.