Don’t forget this face. This is the face of Robert Goodwin, Sr. - an innocent 74 year-old man, that a piece of garbage shot down in the street for no reason at all and then posted it on Facebook to satisfy his selfish, disgusting, twisted need for attention.

Here’s David’s Project Slow Devil, having made it 300 miles from Detroit to West Lafayette, Indiana. He might just pull this off.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

David, my hat is off to you. You know those documentaries that follows a few families over the course of several years studying some wild aberration, but behind the scenes the research crew actually follows dozens of families dealing with the same problem in the hope that at least a few of them would actually complete…

I like details. That and nearly all of these were parallel parked. Standing in the middle of a busy street to get a full profile shot isn’t advised.

The top only makes the idea of driving cross country in that much more frightening.

Might want to pack a set of gears for when those explode.

Hey teens, I’m happy to say that Peter, the Practical Enthusiast who authored that monster 300ZX build thread a while back, will be on Jalopnik more these days. Get ready to follow more adventures in successful, competent vehicle repair!

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

David, you and your friends live on a level of determination against all odds and good measure that you have achieved near enlightenment. Just realize that when this fails your efforts were not in vain, they lead you down a road so few will travel that the wildlife have taken it back. You have become a better man…

SAABs, too.

My favorite because its the one I know the answer to.

Try being the servicing dealer, and having to explain to your customer(s) that your technicians have fixed their car, by drilling a damn hole in it.