Jim Spanfeller, the CEO and part-owner of G/O Media (via Great Hills Partners, a private equity fund that purchased Gizmodo Media Group from Univision) was previously the head of digital operations at Forbes.

Should have left it, but added an audio clip of “Black Lives Matter” every time it’s used.

I heard that the Oakland Zoo was shutting down because someone fought a panda and left it unconscious. Definitely a case of Marshall Law.

You thought you could pay $5 once and get hundreds of games permanently?

Wait until you see how much Tahoes cost....

Just a few years older than him and I can’t even claim to have gotten off the bench...in my foyer...and out my front door successfully in all four of the last decades.... 

People forced to take a low wage job are shitty people? Who suck the life out of you?

Just remember to cancel the autorenewing subscription

Just remember to cancel the autorenewing subscription

“Can’t do a full order at the window. Too busy.”

But why male models?

Never Forget*

Has someone gotten minecraft running in it yet?

Makes you wonder if that hasn’t been their plan all along.

Okay, but real talk, how much, exactly, is a year’s worth? Because my year’s worth and your year’s worth might be drastically different things. What if I intend to eat absolutely nothing but candy for the year? Will they furnish that much candy? I NEED TO KNOW, ALLISON.

I’ve put in about 30 hours into Anthem and I have been loving it... LOVE-ING-IT. I’ve been reading so much negative press about it and so many hateful reviews and opinions that it’s actually starting to affect how I feel about the game. When I play the game, I enjoy it... when I’m off of it I start questioning myself…

Yeah, I need to defend this part of it too. I frequently fall asleep playing games, and it has nothing to do with quality or entertainment value. Simply m y work/life schedule doesn’t permit me to sit down and relax till 11PM most nights, and I need to be up at 5:30-6 AM to get the kids ready for daycare and me for…

Meanwhile I’m reading Kotaku at 01:16pm next to cup of Cup Noodles™. 

Are you a woman? I left an abusive relationship and got shit for not being loyal. I also got shit for not leaving sooner. There is no right way to exist.

Almost choked on my coffee at “Dances with Thugs”