Fcuk that lady. I’m not wasting energy on her or her bullshit beyond this sentence.

If I live to be a thousand, I will never understand the mind of a person who would call the police on a kid because they were getting their own grass cut for free. That is some hateful repugnant shit.

It’s like the scene in Machete where the evil guy trying to assassinate Machete and criminalize Mexicans is at home with his wife and Lindsey Lohan eating tacos.

final fantasy 11

Great little casting against type there — if John Leguizamo of all people is sober and serious, you know shit is real.

“Brrrrrraiiiiiinnnnnns.....and booooooobsssss”

Blake Shelton is the SEXIEST MAN OF 2017

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

I ate a Pizza Pocket yesterday and now I don’t know where I stand politically.

I’m just imagining the look on their faces when they were asked to solve this ‘big mystery’....

fucking kids these days on counterstrike. they have it so easy. We had it worse in 1.5/1.6 and source.

Ugh, phrasing.

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

Maybe they should have thought of that before they chose to be victims of a hurricane.

I’m really questioning why the dragons couldn’t just like... only burn down the Red Keep with Cersei inside and spare the rest of King’s Landing

53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.

“War-a. War-a never-a changes.”

My favourite version:

If you want the fucking part, earn it!