Not NEARLY as annoying as 'mascarpone' (MAS-car-POH-nay) being pronounced "Mars Capone" (Al's funky disco cousin).

This is how I feel when friends say they are ordering "pizzas".

It's "pizze", you fucking cretins! The plural of pizza is pizze, GOD. Now I'm not even hungry for pizza or pizze. Ugh. Just order me me some breadsticks and marinary dipping sauce and tell me how much lira I owe you.

That guy definitely works/ worked in hospitality himself, only a person who has been there themselves would consider the importance of the extra topping fee.

And why do we butcher the Italian language while failing to adopt Italian butchery standards, I'd like to know.

I want to know this person, but I feel as though I already might. My friends are like this.

Chemtrail conspiracy theorists in 3, 2, 1......

It's the most popular museum in the world. But, Udvar Hazy puts it to shame.

Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!

This is brilliant. I love history and I love this history. Also, the Fugitive Slave Act. Many of my friends talk about going back in time, I just shake my head. I'm a black woman who speaks her mind, why the fuck would I go back in time?

these are absolutely the right names.

I would have named them Robbie, Chip and Ernie.

You're right. It should be illegal for things to not be your favorite.