And the man on the horse (Walter Brennan? Harry Carey? Noah Beery?) is thinking the 1946 equivalent of, “Y’all just need to get a room.”

So much of the sex in this photo...

“Nice gun you got there. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

Not thought through this much, have you?

#yeahyeahyeah

Agreed!

They are insects. That live in water. Welcome to the future.

The last time I watched Rebecca, I kept saying in my best Suzy Sexpert voice: “she opens the underwear drawer.” And damn if Dame Judith doesn’t do it every time!!

There may be times when it’s worth working for free, but I can recognize plenty of occasions when I worked for free and definitely shouldn’t have.

This looks like design by committee, which is a terrible and awful thing. One thing about the website: it is absolutely guaranteed not to offend. I wonder if the designer (probably an in-house IT gal/guy) has taken to drink yet?

When I hear chips and dip, I immediately think of bags of fritos and those little cans of bean dip. And then I get a little queezy.

They will bring in a massive team of people who will do the forensic work to track down all the money and where it came from and where it was supposed to go. There will be historical transactional data from all the direct deposits, for example.

I’ve heard legendary stories from the S&L crisis when auditors and…

As someone who has cleaned toilets in a private house for other people, they really aren’t nasty if someone only has 24 hours to dirty them up between cleanings. A house that is cleaned daily never really has the chance to get dirty. And, knowing that someone else specific (as opposed to an anonymous hotel…

I’ve often pondered the deeper nature of your question.

I like to think that Texas is to the rest of the US as the US is to Western Europe.

some coffee-based form of NDA

NOT IN TEXAS which, as any Texan who lives west of Dallas (and most who live east of Dallas, as well) will tell you is not in the south. The south starts in Louisiana. Or east of the Trinity River. But Fort Worth and Waco and Austin and San Antonio and definitely Brownsville are not in the south.

Following “calm down” with “you’re so sensitive” is the equivalent of saying, “punch me as hard as you can anywhere you want.”

Dear goddess, I hope not!

If a trick-or-treater shows up at your house dressed as a Civil War soldier, you should actually give them some hard tack. That’ll learn ‘em!

Yes! You’ll be the first person I’ve followed. So exciting!