What did Denmark do? Well, for starters they raided the coasts of East Anglia several times. Of course, that was a long time ago. And William the Conquerer did pay them off in Danegeld and sent them packing one final time in the 11th century. Since then, they’ve mostly made tasty cookies, shipped them to us in tins,…

Goes right along with a monogrammed thermos and being allergic to the crunchy:

Thanks!

Do you mean in the same way that heterosexual parents give birth to gay children and have no idea about the homophobia that is everywhere (less and less, these days, but still)? This does actually happen and these women are actually quite familiar with the concept, seeing as how they are lesbians.

Like a thermos?

I really wish I’d taken a pic of it, but I saw one of those VW truck things in Daytona Beach at the beachside Starbucks a few days ago, only it was a really hot red-orange and the back had a wood floor, that looked either new or well-cared-for. It must have belonged to a local, because the dash had the requisite…

In the case of bell peppers, they could as easily be allergic to crunchy. Or both!

In the UK, she is a thousand-millionairess!

I think she is just looking to add to her already vast empire.

Oh so many stars and points and other good things for the #XXL reference! Love that place and love this post!

Thanks for this article and your service!

I used to work right by the flight line at a military airfield and these things would lambs and takeoff there. I would look at it lumber down the runway and then, in seemingly impossible fashion, it would begin to levitate. There is no better way to describe it. Must be awesome to be up there flying one. So much…

If you are angry at WalMart, just go in and but only store brand groceries and nothing else. You will have cost them money because those items are among their most targeted loss leaders.

Gracías / Gràcies

That’s awesome!

We have a winner!

That is a great story.

Austin? Dallas? Has to be one or the other. Speaking as a former resident of both cities.

This is the best one of the lot. Wow!

Please tell me this happened in California. Please.