Yeah I don’t like “fucking” anymore than I like saying “make love”. We have sex. That’s it.

This has happened to me so many times.

Oh, this has to be a thing now.

In my opinion and experience, that soft “Hey” is a gentle, tentative expression of the joy of discovering each other in this uniquely intimate way. I find it adorable and return it, as in the concluding paragraph here.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Do they ever feel... like two plastic bags... full of fat and glands... Katy Perry’s cans.

LOL

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU WORKED WITH WOODY ALLEN, KSTEW.

I’m a Bears fan and I still can’t help but love Aaron Rodgers. He does insane impossible things on the field, and is both decent and funny off of it.

I can’t stop watching this...

That is masterful.

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

I’m sort of disappointed. I didn’t expect her to deal with anyone less than a cardinal.

What she really said to the Bishop:

Oh its probably a ruse. Must keep the Kardashian name in news cycle. But if not I’m here for the drama because I’m petty. So let me just sit here and wait for more info.

# Out of curiosity, what % of gun owners do you think end up doing stuff like this?

the percentage is much higher than the % of non-gun-owners who end up shooting people.

Without checking the numbers I can pretty confidently say that it outnumbers the instances of people using guns to successfully deter would-be violent criminals.

The idea is that if you has asked Ms. Sheats two weeks ago if she was a responsible gun owner, she would have said yes. Everyone who thinks of themselves as a responsible gun owner always thinks they are using those guns to protect from outsiders, when stats show that their guns are more likely to be used to injure a…

She should’ve just eaten a banana irresponsibly, but she didn’t.