Are a creepy number of celebrities dying this year, or am I just noticing it more for some reason?

Damn right. I take pizza orders for a living and manage just fine. It is NOT that hard to get some kind of job (at least in an urban area with functioning infrastructure.)

Thank you! The good jobs are probably going to writers who don’t confuse heterographs. I get the lamb/wolf extended metaphor, but it breaks down when you’re complaining about being unable to find work as a writer.

seriously, fuck this guy.

it’s called a vasectomy... and he should get one immediately.

That’s true but she’s also bearing all the stress of: how will I pay the rent, the bills, buy food, get new clothes, pay for a tutor etc. On TOP of all the emotional and menial labor of organizing a child’s day to day life. So there’s a lot of joy to be sure but a lot of anxiety and fear no doubt compounded by having…

Like, dude, I’m sure a cubicle that will pay you $30K talking on the phone all day is available somewhere. Does the job suck ass? Sure does, but you gotta do what you gotta do. His use of “on the lamb” worries me about his writing skill, anyway. It’s “on the lam.”

Dudes, this is where a little procedure called a vasectomy is a wise investment. If you’re on the hook for child support already and are sure you don’t want more kids, get it done. The no-needle and no knife procedure is uncomfortable, but not painful like to old surgery and will save you SO MUCH MONEY and hassle in…

I agree. What the author is doing to his his children and his exes is EXTREMELY unfair.

Yup. Either use a lot of protection or take advantage of one of the vast number of other naked things you can do that have no chance of leading to pregnancy.

While he’s out tryin to live his dream, his ex(es) could be working a shit job she hates and skipping meals to make sure his kids are fed.

It’s really too bad there is no birth control pill for dudes.

God, that was my last thought. I hope ms believer is able to read the writing on the wall and is on depo AND the pill.

“Try not to knock her up.” - SO MUCH this.

I really like the idea of a counterpoint article from the ex. That would be a valuable perspective.

Raising children is inexplicitly hard. Imagine how hard it must be to have all these burdens AND have your children live with you full-time as a single parent. I’d love to read an article by your ex to hear about her trials as a single mother raising 3 children on one income, how she manages childcare issues, making…

Yup, raising kids is very expensive and very hard.

No, I think this might be the Nina Fauxmone makeup.

Maybe he hugged her and some of his orange came off.

Weird, went to the trump website and couldn't find that pic anywhere.