See, my ovaries tell me I’m ready for kids then I read things like this and my brain says “maybe next year.”
Most accurate description of postpartum life ever.
I’ve never had a child, much less had to express milk, but my boobs are aching just thinking about how swollen that poor woman must have been.
I had just come off a rousing rendition of “High Enough” in the karaoke room, so I really shouldn’t judge her choices.
I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.
Given the pain she must have been in, this really was the only sane course of action.
I work in post production. It used to be fun, and we would typically throw parties that would get ever so slightly out of hand. The most memorable one was when a client got drunk,
14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.
As someone of Ukrainian heritage (on one side), this comes as no surprise.
I just want to know if the cameras are going to capture the part where Kris turns into a *full-on Lizard Snake venom creature* swallowing Rob whole (only to regurgitate him), or whether they’ll keep editing that part out.
it’s like you know nothing about that family...
Because she’s never met a boundary she can’t violate.
BUT WAS TMZ THERE TO CAPTURE THE WHOLE THING?
Isn’t this guy 28 years old? Why is his Mommy butting in?
One of the many, many, many black women the Kardashians stole their style from is now trolling them. I’m just waiting for one of them to slip up and call her some kind of slur on twitter.
I want to make out with that sentence.
So Mama Kris steps in to go get Rob from Blac Chyna, but had no problem with her underage daughter dating a crap rapper named Tyga, who then made a gross song about her? Get it together Kris.
The Kardashians are reportedly upset “because they believe Chyna is using Rob to get quick publicity,” and that it will “hurt him.”