Why is the Duggar mess in Dirt Bag, the fun whimsical celeb gossip department when he tried to ruin 4 people and continues to call it a mistake? This goes in the crime section?

You’re too nice to be explicit about what that something is that ru s you wrong. It’s tbat she’ll be 84 when they graduate high school which is 12 years past her life expectancy and 40 years past fucked up.

You made my night. For anyone silently wondering why we’re STILL talking about white privilege when you’ve never had a racist thought in your life, here ya go:

You just be glad they don’t pronounce it Butch Anon (12 step program) like they want to in their little simple minds.

PLEASE do not tell us they pronounce it suh-line as in rhymes with slime. Just dont do it to us.

Whitman’s sampler of racism made me guffaw.

I refuse to participate in the demeaning bouquet fuckery. And because most brides aren’t skilled “tossers”, especially backwards, they jet the thing like a rocket. Since I stand as far away from the gathered grabbers, it ALWAYS lands on or near me. And I run every time.

It’s WHY he feels them up.

This. This. and this.

I once repped a celebrity who insisted on flying INTERNATIONAL with his drugs. So, of course he goes to (fill in the bad blank airport) where they do not mess around and a dog sat on his bag while he was waiting for customs. He turns to the guy next to him and says, “Hey man tell your dog to get off my suitcase.” Dude…

He said “too old” to preserve her feelings rather than say “too ugly.” Progress.

What did I just read? Is this a missing chapter from The Handmaid’s Tale?

Her peak was Sliding Doors.

Yep. And donate the bbq to some Kentucky homeless.

My thoughts exactly. Maybe he thinks polygamy is legal in Sarah’s backyard because it is so close to Russia.

Thank God you're not a DA prosecuting the murders of civil rights movement activists. Those killers also say they didn't do it and they often werent charged with any crime either.

She needs to be on the new $20 bill. and the reverse should say “Carry That Weight” because neither in God nor university do we trust to right this fucking wrong.

This made me choke.

I know Gwyneth is unaware of this but food is also part of a happy life. A big part.

If that is either nipple or areola, rehearsal is the least of her problems.