Good to hear. She’s lucky to have you.

New Black is all well and good (and fantasyland) until some cop or white woman in an elevator doesn’t realize that you’re one of the new kind and not one of the killable, accusable kind. Maybe there’s some merch we can buy proclaiming “which side we’re on”. I walked past a white woman yesterday in broad daylight and…

I've honestly heard enough songs about my pussy to last me a lifetime.

I am equating the two because until very recently Britain was still receiving payment which they call a tax, from its former African colonies.

Je said he doesn’t live in a castle, but doesn’t he?

Miranda Kerr and Kafka in the same sentence. Please pick up your award to the left.

Let me ask a blunt question about these western countries. How is it they can scrape out every last diamond and drop of oil but can’t be bothered to help the human element they’re stepping over?

The eternal 1-2 punch.

Bet you that will be his defense.

My mom was a 22 year old meek girl when she married my Dad who was a bootlegger. My mother was from a respectable family of small business owners and Dad sold moonshine and wrote letters for illiterate miners for four bits. With that backstory, one day Dad’s badass brother-in-law and obedient sister went to my…

Wouldn't surprise me at all!

3 months summer break really was established for farmers’ kids though.

Maybe of the other twin.

Not sure your age, but it took me a good many years to actually forgive her. Years, therapy, spiritual work, and self-forgiveness too because I often blamed myself for somehow being a bad enough kid to deserve daily beatings, drinks thrown in my face, being locked away for hours, and so on. Also had to forgive my…

I so wish I didn’t have a hang up about letting my ass hang out of my shorts. Why can’t I let go?

Now let’s think about that from the child’s point of view. “Dad, Mom cheated on you, so it’s cool I don’t need to eat or have a place to live, or clothes to wear or anything, because she cheated.”

Wu says sperm can hang around in your vagina for around five days, which is probably what happened to this mother.

You’re a saint.

Because they need to get the Summer harvesting done on the farm, duh.

Aiming for high standards, isn’t she?