I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

“I’ll show them liburals! I’m gonna buy and eat this shitty pizza!”

This guy calls out Orville and Wilbur Wright for overlooking his contribution to aviation.

Hmmm, does this cover Sharia Law?

IF Ivanka speaks THEN vomit

Yeesh. Watching Francis Ha into double digits? I couldn’t find a better way to waste time. Oh wait..

Respecting something means you get upset when they let just anybody do the job. If you truly respect the office of the President you should be very resentful that a senile old racist is getting a shot at the gig in 2017.

Right-wing Christians are frequently the most un-Christlike of anybody. There’s more positive healthy useful and actionable modern-day life lessons in a random episode of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood than there is from a random book of the Bible.