This is why we can’t have nice things.

Defensive Holding!

He’s trying to get drafted as a safety, since he’s only good at hitting people.

On the other hand, it’s brilliant, because I ain’t getting punked by no mark-ass bottle.

Occasionally they show you those big holes from behind the play, and when they do they don’t look NEARLY so large as they did from the TV angle. I think if you were a very fast amateur e.g. varsity sprinter in high school, consistent fitness regimen since, no older than 30 or so... you could maybe just about manage it…

So you know, almost all of us “just” punters/kickers/QBs are still generally very very athletically gifted compared to the general populace. You don’t get magically excused from wind sprints and weightlifting just because you play a position that doesn’t require as much contact.

I prefer Andre, the Beer of Champagnes

Barely 50% of people in America pay taxes in the first place and we have 22TRN in debt.

Everyday yips happen to me fairly often. One just last week. I drink a cup of tea every morning before walking the dog. Been doing it for years. I use tea bags without strings, so I grab it out using my kitchen tweezers that hang on a hook on the fridge. (What? You don’t have kitchen tweezers? Weird.)

I think you prevent the Harden-pocalypse by simply acknowledging it’s a strategy that helps you in the regular but not post-season. We’ve seen him not get these calls every year in the playoffs and Houston’s response has been rattling their abacus at the NBA public instead of doing what would be pragmatic: change and e…

By “this,” I assume you mean the playoffs?

oldish white man here, and i say fuck old white men. not literally, unless that’s your thing, but fuck them, they shouldn’t be the ones making decisions that affect everyone else’s lives. Old White Men like Trump and his right-wing policy groupies are ruining the country and OWM from both parties have been doing it fo…

As long as there has been mankind, there has been penis online.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Agreed—cargo pants are the only way to go when traveling by air. I can stash all my items in the various pockets, and then, when I get to security, I just take off my pants and put everything through the metal detector in one neat package!

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

For us non Americans, what replaces the Hawaiian roll?