Great idea! He already has the round, bright red face and googly eyes.

I’ve never encountered such a snippy four-year-old.

When does he look attractive to you? I find he either looks like the picture above or looks like the white guys who roam around listening to Tupac and Bob Marley.

What kind of blind person confuses Rupert Grint for Ed Sheeran? It might be my blinding hatred for Ed Sheeran (Rupert Grint seems like a pretty cool guy), but besides being gingers, those two look nothing alike to me.

Make time for each other. My husband and I work very different schedules and we work a lot. So when we see each other, phones off, unplugged, all the attention is on each other. Even if that means just an hour (of sexy time lolz). We also never go to bed angry. That’s a rule. If we are arguing, it’s gotta be hashed…

Having a bad day today. Lots of pain, lightheadedness, so tired. (I have fibromyalgia. ) I don’t know how I can keep this up. Working part-time 6 days a week. Going to meetings and protests when I can. If i don’t take a nap during the day (which has happened less and less), I feel awful, and it just builds and…

Don’t go to Afghanistan that ruined mine, additionally be honest.

Following :) I get married in six weeks... although fiance and I have been together for eight years so I’m thinking (hoping) that nothing really changes.

Some things:

1. I went to see Beauty and the Beast. I was kind of forced. It was okay. I guess the big gay moment was Le Fou briefly dancing with another man who apparently liked to dress like a woman. K. Oh. Spoiler alert.

2. I have this neighbour who is super invested in her 16 year old daughter’s relationship. Like…

What are some tips to a good marriage from my wonderful fellow jezzies? Two months until I walk down the isle and the anxiety is setting in. Hope you all are having a great weekend <3

Hello lovely people of Jez. In the spirit of keeping you guys posted, I underwent a breast tomosynthesis and ultrasound this week and the doctor said “I don’t see anything I worry about here”. One of the areas of interest is a cyst and the other is a clump of breast tissue. I was advised to schedule a genetic risk…

The Washington Post did that very thing today.

If my job involved pinning some alfalfa sprouts to my coat and pretending it’s all cool, I would be updating my resume.

His report will be turned over to his replacement which is a paper shredder.

I see what you did there...

there used to be no president for this sort of thing...

World’s worst Brawny ad.

Most of the time the only difference with menstrual products is that they contain a diuretic (presumably to help with bloating). I’ll tell you though, the one thing I don’t need when I’m on my period is to go to the bathroom more often.

4. READ THE LABELS!! This is the best way to get around marketing bullshit, especially for women’s products.