Occasionally I wonder if the reason some people don’t like Sacha Baron Cohen is because they’re not smart enough to get the jokes.

No. Ploom is good.

Ugh this is such old news. I LIVE in LA so I took pictures of them together WEEKS ago.

Yeah, it kinda leaves one speechless, doesn’t it? Personally, I think the worst body language was coming from Alejandro Gonzalez Inarittu — director of the The Revenant — the guy giving the stink-eye with arms folded across his chest.

I LOVE IT! She looks a little nervous, but proud and content, but is getting the up-down ‘what IS she wearing?’ glance from those smug and fancified men and women! Some one posted elsewhere (the Jez article on what people were wearing at the Oscars) how actors dressed pre-stylist era. They look just like her!

Well:

In my experience, dramatic irony is more effective than surprise. That’s why Shakespeare tells you that Romeo and Juliet will kill themselves at the very beginning of the play. I think the feelings some people have that knowing plot details in advance lessens their enjoyment are most likely mistaken.

He needs to do more roles like Wolf of Wall Street* and Catch Me If You Can. I feel like he’s best when he’s playing a zany type character. I think he’s able to, it just wasn’t going to win him his Oscar so why bother. Hopefully things change now.

For all the snarky hate The Revenant gets around here, it deserves a serious shoutout for its very sympathetic portrayal of the Native population and its use of all-Native actors. After seeing the film I went looking for Native reactions to the movie and they are universally positive, many raving about it, and with…

I heard the bear lost 50 pounds and got waxed and will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. In basically every movie, Leonardo Dicaprio always just comes across as the best actor in a high school theatre production. Which is to say, he’s not *bad.* He’s always just, like, Leonardo Dicaprio in a costume and talking in his “acting” voice.

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

She is such a hack. I never had an opinion of her until I caught a bit of her reality show in which she was off to cover the royal wedding and shopping for clothes. She told the saleswoman “this is epic. All eyes will be on me (covering the wedding).” No dumbass, all eyes will be on the bride. I find it comical she…

I had a destination wedding and I wore red tropical flowers in my hair and my bridesmaids wore red. I thought we looked amazing.

What are the cool colors for wedding color palettes?

Can I just say — fuuuucccckkk blush.

He’s full of it. His father, Fred Trump, was arrested in the 20s for participating in a KKK rally that turned violent. Fred Trump was also sued in the 70s by the U.S. Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division for refusing to rent to black people

“If those sheets aren’t 1000 thread count, what would I know from them?”

Not arguing with your general sentiment, but wealthy Americans pay the vast majority of US taxes, not the other way around.