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“COPS ARE OUT OF CONTROL, PUT CAMERAS ON THEM!” - Liberals.
“BUT MAH PRIVACY!” - Also Liberals.

Yet you kids wonder why no one of importance takes you seriously.

They once claimed that a London sign saying “No Clowns” was racist.

Yeah, raccoons are cute and all. But do not ever, ever start feeding wild ones. It starts out with one. Then it tells it’s mate about the handouts. They tell the kids. Then the brothers, and sisters. Then aunts and uncles, cousins, friends, and friends families. Before you know it, you are going through 50 pounds of

When you set out to look for racism, you’ll find it wherever you look.

Do you want Bioshock? Because that’s how you get Bioshock.

I think shot is rough too. They should just drop them off in death valley with no water. Way to give fossils back to the community.

It should be pointed out for clarity, per the source links, that the problem lies in the LastPass *browser extension*, not with the LastPass service itself.

So, probably not necessary to stop using LastPass, and instead just not use the browser extension until they fix the issue.

Got it. Note to marketing department of competing password managers... -^

That’s a great idea as long as the next one you choose is flawless code with no possibility of being compromised. Or you could just keep changing manager programs every time a bug is found for the rest of your life as long as that makes you feel safer.

Fun fact: I saw him do a set at the Comedy Cellar a couple of years ago. He was, like, belligerent with the audience. He was still funny, and I personally got a kick out of his tinly-veiled contempt, but people seemed slightly weirded out that he wasn’t that patient, pleasant fellow from Cash Cab.

“people really want a Doctor who isn’t a white man”

George, perhaps you may have missed it, but on all phones there’s a little “emergency” button or text on a lock screen, you do not ever need a pin, password or fingerprint to call emergency services from a cellular phone.

I guess it’s a better first impression than “Hi, we come from a galaxy which is repeatedly Reaped by cybernetic AI death machines every 50K years or so. We fled them to this galaxy, hopefully they don’t follow us or whatever. Also, we brought along a fast-breeding hyperaggressive race with 2 sets of lungs and 4

I have never heard of this show, or of this person, or if this production company.

Todays special is a free beard trim with a tonsillectomy.

Their surgeons were Barbers!

Just vomit on them. Works every time.