What about “superfund site”, “Native American burial ground”, or “crime scene”? Are those no-no’s, or only if I describe them as “gorgeous superfund site”, “luxurious Native American burial ground”, or “cozy crime sce

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Welcome to Jalopnik! I’m guessing you’re new here?

can we stop with golfs... they are the camrys of europe

Can we stop with the stupid roof boxes? They seem to only serve to take a good looking car and fuck the lines up so hard that it may as well be an Aztec.

These cars have that special combination of reliable and bland.

Top 10 list of cars for people who don’t like cars, with the possible exception of the Forester...maybe.

Needs popcorn.

I was thinking a Saturn, but yea, I can see that.

I mean could you really resist eating your peanuts during a show like this?

That guy in the green shirt was already eating his peanuts. What a rookie. He’s going to be screwed when he realizes that he doesn’t get any more.

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad for making it.

10:1 she drives a 90s Nissan Altima with dents in every panel and curb rash on all 4 wheels. Based on my experience with their owners. If instead it was a male who did this, I would bet that he drove a Dodge Ram.

No. Micro-Machines were amazing. Get out.

Yeah. Super Van City was expensive back in the day. So I got Toolbox City instead.

Yes, they hit it with a hammer. We’re waiting for the report.

Oh man, you should have been there. We had to stand in the hot desert sun listening to the band play that song over and over again as they did multiple takes. When we finally got to watch the episode, my GF was like “No, no no! Not this song again!”

“The dad-rock cover of “I Can See Clearly Now”? It was fine, just fine.”

Wealthy people didn’t get wealthy by not recognizing when someone owes them money.