So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

I dropped out of community college because I couldn't pass beginning Algebra. Way to bring me down Jeremy!

More because he cracks me up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

My all-time favourite thing about Lochte is how the hosts on Good Day Philadelphia interviewed him, then burst into laughter/tears when it ended because he’s so boring and stupid

It’s incredibly difficult for us to say for certain what we would do in any situation.

Did you read what you sent me? It’s not fake—it’s a criticism of the conditions/set up. Also academia is built on tearing down other studies, one guy disagreeing with it and “rumors” don’t make it invalid.

And yet Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer, is allowed to walk freely and serve in the US senate.

Just read the The Girls by Emma Cline and it was fantastic! Couldn’t put it down

Not sure how I feel about this. I mean she was part of the Manson family, so yeah no parole makes sense, but she was 19 when she did these murders/helped with these murders and isn’t our justice system supposed to be about rehabilitation? I get that Manson himself should never see the light of day, and to be honest if…

Yeah this didn’t trick me at all. It’s just blonde underneath, is it really confusing to some people? Like she obviously flips it....

Lin, you MUST have better things to do with your time right now.

I’m never getting married, but if I did I think our first dance would be to 3 minutes of white noise with ghost-like voices chirping every once in a while.

I’m not disturbed by hair, but I do notice that in both the lady bits and the arm pits, the more hair there is, the more prone I am to end-of-the-day funkiness. Bald bits tend to last longer in the freshness department.

Why do you hate love? You must not be here for the right reasons.

It may be terrible, but a lot of us find it entertaining.

It’s written by the super smart and hilarious Irish lass, Sharon Horgan (Catastrophe, Pulling), so deal me in!

Mr Robot season 2 can’t start any sooner

Colonialism - accomplished by Islam in the 7th century (seriously, read about the spread of Islam).