Good ole Nintendo, they never learned after releasing the Nintendo Cuck in 1994...

Trump later advised Wallace, “I will tell you at the time. I’ll keep you in suspense.”

How are you going to highlight that, and not this from that historic night given the context?

On va enculer ce mec avec une tronçonneuse rouillé?

One in the hand is worth... a tiny, orange hand in the bush?

A budget neutral jobs bill does nothing to improve the economy, House of Cards! Grandma isn’t spending her Medicare & Social Security money on hookers & crack. It’s going back into the economy!

Don’t insult Frank Underwood by somehow tying him to this clusterfuck of an election!

“Making America work”?

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

The fun part is going to be figuring out who’s a Host and who’s a Guest.

I don’t understand why people actually want a remastered version for consoles. The game looks amazing as it is! And the great atmosphere, plot and gameplay would be the same. Give me a se/prequel!

“Grab it by the peak.”

Those are digimon.

Announcing GTAV blood bank heist in honor of Halloween!

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

I have no doctor story to share, I just wanted to congratulate you on that perfect header image! And now I have to look up best of videos of Dr. Spaceman.

I saw a joke that the Clinton campaign doesn’t have an October surprise for Trump. They’ve got an advent calendar.