I’m sure they’ll send their payment via PayPal or whatever like everyone else.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Teller is far from handsome though.

Who the fuck is voting for Miles Teller? WHO?

Me every time miles teller gets cast in something

Miles Teller should never be cast in anything, at any time, for any reason.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

Excuse you, that’s “Big League”, as in serious, as in high class. Serious people, okay? Because phrases. The most tremendous, the greatest- believe me- sentence. Fragments. Look! over here A Lot. A lot of people. Smart people. African Americans. Hell. Inner cities: DISASTER, okay? Islamophobia? ISISssss *SNIFF* they…

His kids are terrible, though. The three he constantly flaunts, at least. Maybe the two younger ones still have a shot at not becoming characters of a Brett Easton Ellis novel.

Eh, I’m a Mentos guy anyway.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Except this is Trump, so a medium-ish handful would only be a fry. At most.

I am seriously considering dressing as Sadness for my “political-themed” Halloween.

Unpopular opinion:

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

And then they found out that instead of the severed digit it was just a carrot!

Tiffany,