Minivans notorious for being poorly maintained?!? Maybe yours.

I lived 3 years in Phoenix, with the 118 degree summers, that window tint payed for itself. And throw a towel on the steering wheel when you park.

Remote trainers help you reinforce the behaviors you want from motorcyclists, such as staying in their lane. They also let you correct speeding, rev-limiter bouncing, and other unwanted behaviors. When you push a button on the handheld remote, your motorcyclist will receive a stimulation from his electronic…

True. And the Mercury and Saturn dealers have closed.

Wait, are you talking about the U.S. or the Philippines?

Just say INS

Your lack of education, understanding of the world, and current events is apparent. No one is saying you cannot have your own opinions. But clearly your views demonstrate deriving this information from entertainment sources as Breitbart and Fox News. Climate change is as real as the Earth is round. Let me guess - you…

1. Piston slap - goes away after a couple minutes of light driving

“Trump is the father.”

“Trump elected president”

The rear looks great but the front just looks completely wrong.

A Callaway Vette! That brings me back…

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

Not enough stars. Have another.

OMG, is that the latest fad pastry in NYC, like cronuts?

Oh, well, then: you’ll be the one. You’ll be the one engineer who’s also a mechanic, and you’ll change the whole world, and no accounting department or short-sighted manager or convoluted corporate structure will be able to stop you. You’ll be the single most powerful cog this machine has ever possessed, and will…

The small center screen in the dashboard between the tachometer and speedometer wouldn’t give you a digital speedometer (because, remember, the analogue speedometer read in increments on 20 mph, making knowing your actual speed more or less a guessing game)

You never leave the keys in a Humvee, every soldier knows that...

Maybe you should save your getting off until you’re safe at home. Or the office, I guess.

This took too long to make for such a silly joke