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This is Jalopnik. I need the prices to come down to thirty eight cents and a pack of chewing gum.

Way to look out for all the women out there doing gigs that they enjoy.

I’m curious if you are also against cheerleaders in the NFL/NBA/ etc... Or models in general.

“But, the girls already have puppies.......”

You’d think but no, people are that dumb. Likely why he was willing to turn a ticket into an attempted murder charge.

Lead.

I’m pretty sure he was planning on catching the idiot stuck in traffic around the corner, not firing his weapon from a block away on crowded streets like they do in the movies.

2. Go to work as a cop and then tell us again, you asshat.

Ok. Now is the time. That terrible photo of you the one time you tried a banana hammock? Cardboard blowup just inside the open garage. Your questionable sex toy collection? Hung on a clothesline at the top of the door. Your Andy Warhol tribute art depicting HOA board members seductively devouring various meat…

To Whom It May Concern:

I knew the moon was a bad idea

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Excuse me, would you kindly shut your whore mouth?

Now that’s some tape Rex Ryan will actually study.

Ah, peak liberal hypocrisy. See, I’m all for many liberal ideas, but some liberals... Damn they make it impossible to want to associate.

My dad took me to a NASCAR race for my birthday in 2009 at Las Vegas, there is nothing in the world like 40+ of those monsters going by at full throttle.

People act as if it is their duty to get offended by everything.

I don’t get how that’s a stereotype now. Because some parents choose to let their kids dress like they feel dresses are not conformed to a specific gender? And because of that we all have to walk on eggshells and watch what we say? As long as its not hurtfully directed towards the child this isn’t a big deal.

Not negating the Benz here, but it did lose out at LeMans. And this is still way better sounding than that V8. 😉