SHTR FLL is fantasmic. Bravo.

True, yet irrelevant.

No one gives a shit about naming rights.

I’m feeling like a lot of people missed what I’m actually trying to say here

Is reading comprehension really that much of a lost skill?

Your uncle probably hates them. But your aunt is impressed because they’re so well-spoken.

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

Sorry, but that bumper looks like a bolt on aftermarket piece of shit.

Andre Johnson v. Cortland Finnegan was the best.

Everyone does this regardless of income levels, it just looks more obscene because all the numbers get much bigger. I’m able to shed a few thousand a year with smart deductions that are perfectly legal, and I guarantee that anyone here complaining would do the same if you had his money. These articles are beyond…

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.

I would argue that he gave himself up and ended the play. It’s close, but that probably should have been the call.

Marvin Harrison murdered someone from the Broncos? I don’t remember that.

The joke

Excuse me, but she has a name: It’s the Waitress.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

Yes, the man who has donated millions of dollars to the Houston Independent School District, Houston Community College, established a literacy program for inner city children, and funds multiple scholarships for the Baylor School of Medicine, one of the top universities in the WORLD for cancer research, is a “racist…

YESSSSSSS!!!! GO ‘STROS!

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…