Free-range parenting... What could possibly go wrong?

No blame the zookeepers. They should have shot the parents, not the gorilla.

That kids probably gonna grow up and be a crack head anyways. Waste of a good gorilla.

Are you taking the Russians too?

I think they could yank the gun and fill one weapon bay with fuel and put a nuke in the other... Plus I think Saudi will look the other way and allow them to refuel and transit Saudi airspace, enemy of my enemy stuff..

In case I don’t get a chance to say this before you leave…

Now I’m sad because you’re a truly excellent writer and journalist in the lack of bias you manage to maintain in your reporting. (besides your very justified distaste for the F-35 program in general)

Guess you will just have to stay here with us.