My father worked at one of said plants (Delphi/foundry off Washington so probably at least knew your dad) from the time he turned 18, to the time he retired. At 48. He RETIRED at 48 and is guaranteed 80% of his wages til he passes. And even he realizes that this type of retirement model isn't sustainable. It has…

Dude your lunch must be cold by now with all that typing.

Sure he wouldn't be a solid pitcher? From that picture it looks like he has a wicked cutter.

As someone who's a real estate agent, 100x yes it will.

And of course only a Koegels Vienna will suffice.

Yeah what a jerk! Suspending those players who obviously violated team rules without airing their dirty laundry for the Gawker proletariat to rain down upon them! Seriously, isn’t this the way it should be handled? They’ve been disciplined and as far as we know, nothing illegal occurred. Is this seriously "an issue"?

balsamic, portabello, big ole hunk o tomato on a brioche bun.

If your row be wearing khaki, sit another row backi.

I see the free condoms are being put to good use.

Sorry. I meant everyone has had relations with your sister.

Confused with Michigan. Tom Izzo appears to be pulling around 4.1-4.2 million this year while initial reports of 7.5-8 million for Jim Harbaugh were proven to be close to 5 million.

To be fair, everyone in Gainesville is related to their sister.

“NHL outdraws the NFL here" It really doesn't count when 60% of the stadium is the opposing teams fans.

It’ gonna be great breaking up all that cheerfulness Cleveland is currently engaging in.

It's nice to see the front 10 rows stayed home in solidarity as well.

Whatever side of the argument you fall on, what does ones race have to do with personal achievement?

Pregame co-founder Johnny Detroit (another alias, of course)

All you need to know. Never order Zinfandel

Finally we can get to basics. Ripping on Cleveland the city and separating it from Cleveland the sports franchise.

How about Lebron laying on the ground in agonizing pain, face grimaced, near death, pounding the floor, only to shake it off two seconds later