I like them the first time when they rocked harder as "the Darkness".

As an employee for Black Knight Financial in Jacksonville, FL, I have to say this is absolutely the worst team name ever. If they double down and use our crappy Microsoft Paint generated logo, it's going to be hilarious.

One of the benefits of residing at the top of the food chain is not having to eat this crap. I prefer what I eat to eat veggie burgers first.

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That's great and all, but can we please talk about this man's camel toe?

The teens first idea for updating the fan experience? Hiring a relative unknown Ben Wyatt to create an "Ice Town".

Chili Peppers as well.

Bullshit. You don’t “know music” because you like Radiohead.

Won't get out the greys, but nice!

And the award for the worst photoshop possible goes to.....

Plot twist. Bugs Bunny fucks Lebron's mom which breads a half cartoon/half basketball playing freak of nature.

Maybe biased being from Michigan, but the Michigan mitten symbol is all over the place in south Florida.

25 years whipper snapper. See you next year.

If you were born anytime after 2015, this is factually correct.

How any Super Bowl half time "Entertainer" within the last 10 years (outside of McCartney) can look back at this and feel anything but outclassed/outperformed immediately is beyond me.

+1 Illicit Drugs/Mormonism

Because it's a bad ass, funky piece of deliciousness, that's why. But fear not, good things come to those at the gate.

Do I look like a fucking joke to you? It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that you can roast it on a hot knife. Smokes...

I use the word "friends" loosely in this case.

Personally think they're disgusting, but I've had multiple friends in both Michigan and south Florida (Naples/Fort Myers) drink these in multiples. So yes, people most certainly "choose" to drink them for more than a lack of options.