Maybe if he’d have gotten on his horse he’d have gotten there in time. Instead of his tri cycle, his Lamborghini...

So Michael Sam's an even shittier football player than originally thought and should've gone undrafted?

As a Michigan fan I hate the guy, but Tom Izzo always seems to run a pretty straightforward/clean program.

It's no wonder Suckeye fans tout their football team. It's literally all they've ever had.

Came here to say this. My first thought was something you'd see at a BlackFinn

Good God I love me some Jodie. Crazy pills and all.

How the F does Goldberg fit in a Ford Taurus...

Grey and no stars is no way to go thru life son.

Except for Deadspin.

** North of Mexico. Better?

I don't recall saying I do.

“Unfortunately, this beer is goddamn revolting. It begins with a sweet mouth-wallop of what’s probably supposed to be honey, but is really just concentrated artificial sweetener, before a coppery wave of alcohol washes it all out. You’re left with the taste of mediciny grain and dust. It tastes like someone put…

Soccer would b much more accepted by North America if they were to market it properly. Less the sports angle and more a comedy of errors. Seriously why do people watch this again?

This would be funny if the same thing didn’t happen at the professional levels as well, albeit not to this extent.

Bullshit. 2 minutes for clipping. Nothing more, nothing less.

C'mon Peyton. You can at least be a gentleman and first ask if she'd like some fore(head) play.

God, even their middle fingers are above average. :(

Here’s a quarter... Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

But hey! We're only driving us into debt less than the previous years! It's a win!///

I feel like I’ve heard this joke before.