cornholio1981
Corey, smokes...
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To the beautiful Dominika Cibulkova, my balls are in your court.

Kardashians are now sitting behind 50 Cent?

As a Jags fan, I pray for the day we can do away with helmets. Namely our godawful two toned "rain out of primer" cans.

What a horrible display of sportsmanship that fan had to endure.

Chalk it up under worthless knowledge :)

Sniping involves the two putting the pucks in the zones they created in the upper corners of the net, which is 2 of the 5 most common areas for scoring.

The Darkness’ last release was just as good as permission to land and the Mars Volta is back around as the “At the Drive In” iteration.

Cuz who doesn't love to choke their chicken after choking a security guard.

don't be redunkulous.

Spare me Cam.

“Again, as I travel around the league”...

When I sit and find myself in a life conundrum, I ask myself, "What the fuck would Hillary Duff" do?

Report: Johnny Manziel will cut (lines) in late March.

Because those are the only two options right? The economist or shitty jokes Frank Caliendo probably wouldn’t even touch.

Seriously. This is why the terrorists hate us.

Am I the only ones who always wants these to be funny, but then clicks and realizes it's just a bunch of stupid words lumped together?

How convenient of them to edit out Jodie Sweedin smoking PCP under the Golden Gate.

Problem solved. Don't live where even birds are smart enough to migrate from in the winter.

Can I just vent?

Give me Kid Rock over Macklemore’s self righteousness anyday.