You might be amazed about just how easy it is to find a little peace and tranquility surrounded by 9 ft tall corn stalks..

Listen, I went to school with the fellow who “invented” Cool aid and let me tell you, he’s no treat

The problem with h&ms is everythings made of string

The problem with h&ms is everythings made of string

Im just proud to be an american where at least i know im free and gay

Im just proud to be an american where at least i know im free and gay

Theres snacks and theres a full meal and theres nothing in between

The amish have absolutely RUINED cinema

You might want to offer your precious little friends something sweet for starters and once theyre in the door you can show them your collection of bio-material, shiny bits.. etc... Then if they trust you enough they will follow you to basement (or attic) and after that the rest is history as they say!

I can assure you I was ( and still am) as clean as a whistle. All children were required to group shower before and after school.

I only called one person that and she taught Social Studies.

They called me Mr Nasty in high school. I dont know why.

If you think thats cool, check out my super bowl party. it was a neat time...

WHEN WILL THE BUDWEISER GET WITH THE TIMES AND GIVE US WHAT WE WANT. THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. MILLER AND COORS ARE WAY AHEAD OF THE GAME. PRAISE THEM!!

V8 IS COLD TOMATO SOUP. STEP UP YOUR DAMN GAME AND GET SOME CORN MILK YOU FOOLS

a bunch of kids in their pajamaz and you want to give them a trophy.

Sounds like a dream come true to me;)

You’ve got me in a CORNer

REally made me thing. I think its neat the way it is.

STuff that goose with corn next time for a truely unforgettable experience.. ;)

hellyeah

IVE SEEN FAR WETTER MORNINGS