Soo... Ive got some news, gang. This is my current girlfriend, Jessica. She’s a real sweetheart and a looker to boot.

Hefty is coming for his money. if anyone sees this send help

HAving a great time at my annual SUPPER (Supoer) bowl party today.

corn-driven moisture

There’s alot of talk on the streets today by kids and others. Its predominantly about the usual supsects.. Lick and stick tattoos, frog science, table tennis, fort nights, mind craft... But theres one topic that has come to the forefront and im sure you know what im talking about. Thats right.…

...they would have the corn, but they will not go forth into the fields to gather it...

This is my friend Jessica. She’s beautiful. She eats more corn than my mother.

I have a friend who has made clear to me that he loves and supports hummus, what should I do?

Sometimes your the kernel, sometimes you’re the husk...

Ive just been thinking about life alot lately. I miss my corn back home. Ive got to get back...

I will live and die for her.

Oh corn, take me away. It’s a land that’s sweeter than cream and brighter than the sun.

so much corn, so little time.