I read “toys” and got an excited! I scrolled and saw no sex dolls and had an angry!

HAHA! Nice! Where’s his camera?

My old World of Warcraft guilds name was Window Licken Good.

Uhhh... You forgot San Andreas. Within the first few minutes of the film I spotted crappy special effects and I cringed from that point forward knowing what I already knew... I’d made a horrible mistake in wasting money to watch this piece of shit movie.

Well these were great ideas until you published them... Thanks a lot Aaron!

Yeah, that was a blow out on the front passenger side tire.

Oh mama! Who is that?!

Translation: Bring a brand new laptop with you.

I bet he installed the battery wrong!

LOL!

Really? 132 lbs is lighter than most full size couches? Maybe if they’re from the 70’s.

Poor bird! I had the same thing happen to me when I was driving down a freeway and hit a large cat(?). It did the same thing, it bounced off of my bumper and flew straight up maybe a couple stories high but didn’t see where it landed. That was years ago but I still feel bad about it to this day...

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I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She’s a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.