Clearly you've never watched the Hebrew National League

“And when you tell me that, you know, he should testify because he’s going to tell the truth and he shouldn’t worry, well that’s so silly, because it’s somebody’s version of the truth. Not the truth,”

any truck that has ever been associated with this lot.

Articles like this give me hope, in that it seems like we spend so much fucking energy on Racism 101, that we can never really get into Racism 203: Colorism and Racism 501: Provisional Privilege and Proximity to Whiteness, which is what this is. And the fact that we are inching to the conversations as a people and a…

Don’t disrespect the Asian Lady From Soul Train like that. She’s a legend and would never act a fool like this with her kinfolx

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I think we all need this:

Even when someone like Aretha Franklin dies, 45 has to make it about him.  

He has his own internal tape delay.

Hey, when your husband looks like a taller, more bloated Haley Jo Osmont, you have to go on the offensive.

Is “Move Corporate Headquarters to an Overseas Shell Company” part of “Alienate Fan Base,” or is it included with the question marks?

In the age of digital recording and backups, there is always a copy some place.

I don’t know the entire plan, but I know it ends with a gift basket.

You and I both know that Burnett never made that call. The only reason he’s not saying anything is because he’s NDAed out the ass and, unlike Omarosa, he can’t point to being on the federal payroll as invalidating the NDA.

@MarkBurnettTV called to say that there are NO TAPES of the Apprentice where I used such a terrible and disgusting word

This is such bullshit. First of all: “Racially insensitive” is bullshit. It’s RACIST. These people are so fucking afraid of using that word, and of telling the truth. Second: They just sit there and say nothing while people like Agent Orange spew racism left and right. They are supposed to be “nice white people,” yet…

Maybe some of them aren’t, but very many of them are. 

I dunno Jim’s one of those top paid tv actors. 

I vote you’re not horrible.  People do need to realize when they vote against their own interests.  Are some of these people intelligent/informed enough to know that is what they are doing is another question with merit I think.  Either way, hopefully some do realize that fighting for more government assistance for…

When a man gets sexually harassed by another man...nobody ever makes the assumption that the male victim was flirting or were asking for it.